This cannot be explained but Happy 21st anyway.

Welcome to the CowBoyBar. The hive of scum and villanny.Good thing I made booking for the grass patch.

Photo Credit: Terz

- Voxeros

It all started with this...

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Our very own Ms Ris Low with her super powderful Engerand.

But this post isn't about her. I am blogging about the spoof that I found at Almost-Famous.tv (http://www.almost-famous.tv).

Whoever the girl that spoofed Ris Low is damn funny.

Singapore, meet our very own version of Tina Fey!

It is almost like Tina Fey spoofing Sarah Palin while this girl, whoever her name is (someone PLEASE tell me!), spoofs Ris Low.

Afternote: That's Cynthia Lee MacQuarrie. *applause*

Enjoy! Check out what her favourite car is!

Here's another one! ROTFL!

- Voxeros

Err..... because you are bad luck?

If I posted that reply in her Plurk, I ish confirm die until damn ugly liao lor.

Besides, I don't know her THAT well to be able to pull off the joke.

So I think it's safer to just do it here and mask her name.

Heh heh.....

- Voxeros

Deek and I were driving around his neighbourhood when we saw this lady jogging around clad in a MILO t-shirt.

JayWalk: Eh. You see the lady up ahead in the MILO t-shirt?

Deek: Yeah. Why?

JayWalk: If she were an SAF personnel, you know what we would call her?

Deek: What?

JayWalk: MILO Peng.

Deek: BUAHAHAAHAHAA!!

Heh Heh..... it's one of those Sundays. :)

- Voxeros

This is the view from outside the clinic as I have been feverish since last night. I had to move the chair to sit outside as the aircon is too cold for me.

Up in the distance is a film crew doing filming and judging from the number of young actors, I reckoned it's a children TV program.

So here I am shivering, headache, sore throat and running a temperature of 39 degrees Celsius.

The kick in the balls? I am on leave today. FML. T_T

- Voxeros 

Happy Birthday to AhTiong73 who celebrated first at Le Papillon then at Wala Wala.

Here's the video clip of AhTiong73 doing his second Waterfall.

Observe:

1. How excited Thiang was in the background as if she was having an orgasm right there and then.
   
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2. How act steady AhTiong73 walked to the toilet to merlion, leaving the Waterfall unfinished. Blasphemy!
   
   I hereby confer the LongKangFairy of the Wala Wala Order to AhTiong73!

Click here for the rest of the birthday bash pictures.

- Voxeros

It was a cool Sunday with miserable weather reminding one of Seattle or London during season's change.

Supposed to bring the kids to the Kite Festival this afternoon but looks like the plan is very much screwed. Even if the weather turns good later in the day, I'd be an idiot to waddle all over the soggy muddy fields.

And no. Not going to let my kids do cave paintings all over the interior of my car with their muddy shoes.

Yes, it's a Sunday. I'm supposed to be free but not THAT free. I want my siesta. Thank you very much.

Got this series of pictures from my cousin via email and the picture (first of many to follow) is that of a retailer street in NanJing that is currently still under construction.

We can tell that the project is near completion as the tenants' respective sign boards are all up already.

From a far the various brands are rather recognisable but upon closer look, it is an whole other story altogether.

Read on.

Watons - WhatTheFark??!!

oMc McDnoald's upsized with an extra arch.

T-Eleven - The Gahmen is oblivious to all these infringements.

Haagon-Bozs - I don't think I dare to eat the ice-cream. Dunno the milk come from which animal one.

Pizza HUH??!!!??

BuckStar Coffee - I wonder if their coffee beans are real. 

LiMing - Yao Ming & Li Ning joint venture?

To the pirates of Spitland. A WINNER ISH YOU!!!

Image Source:  Unknown.

- Voxeros

This is a rebroadcast of Adrian's email to the rest of RunForFunds.

Yes, it is that time of the year where we disburse bursaries to the deserving kids for their school next year.

For this coming MYP ceremony, we have decided to cater a little something to the well wishers who would be coming down to support the event. Adrian will bring us for a walk in the nearby neighbourhood to take a look at another side of Singapore that the media choose not to recognise.

Thereafter a simple lunch at a nearby hawker centre where we will double it up as a Q&A session for those who are getting to know us for the first time.

So make yourself free on 29 Aug 2009 and join us!

p.s. Please be punctual. The principal very ON-THE-BALL one. :P

Rueters (09 Aug 2009): The police, acting on an anonymous tip off, raided a chalet at East Coast Park last Saturday night. 4 people were detained. The two teenage boys, whom their identities cannot be revealed due to their age, were caught in bed with two other significantly older women of foreign nationalities.

At press time, it cannot be determined which party was soliciting which. Either way, the two senior women may face an additional charge of having sex with minors and a possible sentence of 2 years each. 

All four are currently in custody pending bail.

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Ok ok.... I just made that up. I think the girls are going to keel me for this. This was taken during a chalet last month but the photo seemed to tell another story hor? Haha.

p.s. btw, CowG0esM0o zhao knged. Pang puar liap.

- Voxeros