Bizarre Suicide Attempt In China

I got this in the email from my Cousin Nick (whom I am hoping the fella faster hurry set up his facebook account).

It is a set of photos whom the source is unknown. Sure there are watermarks on the pictures trying to stake a claim to it but I think the source of these photos traced back even further.

So anyway, here they are:

So one fine day, some lady decided to crawl all the way to the end of the bridge railing hovering over the river.

Apparently, she came prepared as she took out a knife to fend off any attempts to rescue her.

And when I said "prepared", I really meant "prepared" as she brought drinks along with her. Won't be surprised if she is no stranger to this as she kinda knew that this is going to be a long drawn out drama. Come to think of it, maybe she brought fruits along in that plastic bag of hers and hence the knife. *shrugs*

Then suddenly stood up much to the gasps of the people watching and you would've noticed that the knife, drink and plastic bag are gone by now.

And then she started to take off her panties??!! WTF??!!!

And then she started to PEE??!!! WTFBBQ??!!
Ok, I take that back about she be no stranger to this weird-assed shite. She obviously didn't do bladder management prior to this. FAIL.

And they finally got her safe and sound.

Moral of the story.

- Got pang jio before you attempt suicide.

- And I suggest that goes for Pang Sai too..... whoa.... cannot imagine that!

- Voxeros

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