Condom Hair Band
I was laughing my ass off when I read this news report in the South Ch1na Morning Post (13 Nov 2007).Imagine hair band with free application of hair gel!
There's Something About Mary!
Ok ok... so perhaps the slimy icky texture wasn't spunk that one would straight away imagine (imagine that smell on your hair! mmm......).
Perhaps it was something more subtle like lubricant?
Girl 1: Gee.... I like the strawberry smell on your hair! What shampoo do you use?
Girl 2: Nah... I use condom hair band. I got a banana flavour one in my purse. You want?
Actually, the idea of lubricant on the hair band isn't that bad an idea.
How many girls have had the trouble of yanking a few extra strands of hair when they pull off their hair bands?
Ouch right?
So imagine now that there is lubricant for the hair to smoothly slip out of the hair band. Ain't that a great product idea? Throw in some aloe vera extract, ginseng extract, protein (the amino kind) and vitamin B2 into the mix and you have a condom hair band that is actually healthy for the hair!
I can see the new branding now....
Any venture capitalists out there interested in investing some seed money?
- Voxeros
eeeew. special hair gel man.
won't the hair band be very flimsy?
nadnut: I hope that make the hairbands out of factory rejects
instead of recycled ones that they send people to retrieve from other's
people's garbage. Double eww!!!
Mr Moron: Welcome to the blog. Flimsy? I haven't the faintest clue.
i was listening to radio a few wks ago & the DJs were talking about various
usage of condoms other than its intended function; and one of them was
actually using it as hairband. Reason being condom is rather elastic... but
the DJs' recommendation of coz is not used condoms but new ones: just tie a
knot with the 2 ends to form the 'hairband'....
okiedokie: I can see the instructional pamplet that come with the
hair band.
"When in emergency, untie knot."
They're easy to recycle...just turn them inside out and shake the f**k out
of them!