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F*ck, Singapore! 2008.
Got this news link from MamaPanda who was urging me to blog about it coz she was sure with my "sense of humor and comment will make this a brillant piece!"
Walau..... Eh MamaPanda, Hokkien got this saying, "Sing gar por lang buay sai orh lor eh. Tan tao tuar tuar liao hor, buey behlearn, giah lor eh puat tor eh leh!*"
* Singaporeans cannot be praised. Wait head big big, cannot balance. Walk road will fall down one.
Ok lor... people see me so up, I do lor.
So I click the link only to realised that it was a topic that I've covered before (Link: Lessons In Love ).
Apparently, the stoopid kotek scholar who suggested this, actually succeeded in getting this idea pushed through and had since conducted the first lesson at Singapore Polytechnic.
Like that means at the end of the semester got exams one or not ah? I wonder what the syllabus would be.....
- Theory Exam (40%) - Sample Question: "Discuss the merits and pitfalls of 'Ai Kia Stay-dee, Mai?' as a pick up line in contrast with '小姐，要不要做朋友?'". (25 marks)
- Practical Exam (40%) - Sample Question: "Demonstrate the following positions: a) Sitting Lotus, b) Reverse Cowgirl, c) Pile Driver. Deduct 5 marks if condom is used. Add 30 marks if condom used is expired and leaky.
- Project (20%) - Submit a personal youtube clip of staircase sex. Add 5 marks for each headcount above 2.
And since this is Singapore, how can we not have a campaign!!!??
So without further ado, I present to you.....
(Click Here For the *cough*MoreChorLor*cough cough* Version)
Then hor, I was thinking hor, nowsaday you see people standing around in public places with a placard that says "Free Hug" right?
How about.....
(Same Thing. Click Here For The More Chor Lor Version)
....?
The way I see it hor, if the Gahmen supports this hor, then the private sector must also be called upon to answer the call, right??!
(A MOE accredated CCA)
Consperm (no pun intended) Singapore population sure shoot (no pun intended again) to the sky one!
No bruff you!
- Voxeros
what is ai sio pu mai?
Cakie: This one you go ask Jeni lah.
Don't say until the charbors never benefit ok! Two hands to clap one.
sio pu = hot sex???
Chocolate Gal: Go ask Cakie.
Eh seems like all your XMM hokkien fail one....
But sipei kan si lang funny lah.... U making up our lost numbers in the
DUREX sex survey issit?
Got CCA points or not ah? Then take part liao have voucher or not ah? Wa
ai!!!
Bwahahaha!!
Mistress Grace: "OUR" lost numbers?????!!!! *shy*
Rachel: Got vouchers!!! For you is "1-For-1 Special" vouchers and
for Mandy is Pocari vouchers. Poor fella is really going to need all those
electrolytes by the time you are done with him.
Tsk tsk.. why u cannot tell me.. never mind, i ask gary liao.. Blah :p
Eh "OUR" lost numbers as IN SINGAPORE LOST NOs lah.. Kauz... Mai anyhow put
wrong ideas in other pple head hor.. I dont wanna kena hoot by all your
XMMs
students will probably want more percentage for practical exams and
projects... theory part is too boring for them. hur hur.
Mistress Grace: Next time say PROPERLY can? Wait later xmms hoot you
ah!
Starmist: Unfortunately, this is Singapore. Our scholar ministers
will never allow theory exams to take a minor role in the overall
assessment.
Come lor who scared who... I only scared you heart pain your XMMs
Mistress Grace: Oh yah hor... ok ok.. you win you win.
wahaha, that's a blardy good post. Enough of the seatbelt issue man,
someone should really bring this campaign up to Parliament. Since we've got
so many campaigns, what's one more?
sunshin3: I oso say!!! Let's do it!! Let's have this campaign!!!
Now finally there's ONE practical course in school.
Vandalin: You are assuming all the instructors are male? Can be
female also right?
Hahaha I dont mind being the teacher in this case... Do I get to whip them
if they Misbehave :P
Mistress Grace: Don't forget the ropes, candles and gag!