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J-Files Case# 802.11a - Operation Burgundy Buffalo (Supplement 1)
Secret Location: WJX, 26 Sep 2006 1245 ZULU
We broke for lunch and my two local agents brought me to a nearby restaurant. I went "Uh-oh..." as I stepped out the car when I see a pictures of donkeys pasted all over the windows.Yes, that's right, I am about to go eat a donkey. Supposedly a local delicacy here but I can't help but think if there was silent dissent below the ranks.
First, we were presented with the steamboat with the broth generously ladled with spices. The first plate was donkey meat, the normal parts (Picture left), and I took the first piece after letting it cook in the steamboat for a few minutes. It tasted quite good and chewy but I couldn't help noticed the silent snickering of the 2 agents seated opposite me. They must be thinking (silently, of course)...
Kiss My Ass.
Lick My Ass.
You Suck Ass.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the next plate was, horrors of all horrors, Donkey Dong! Luckily they sliced it up before bringing to the table (Picture right) or I really won't know how to go about eating it, if it were one SINGLE piece. I'd probably grab it and slap the two agents with it.
I was silently cursing: Nin Nah Beh... kio lim peh Kum Bey Lan..... Not wanting to lose face, I bravely took a piece from the steamboat and ate it. Sigh... Literally chwee tat lan.
As I was chewing it, I was like "Eh? Buay pai leh... quite nice to eat leh...." and then I did the unthinkable after stuffing my mouth with a donkey's dick.
I swallowed.
Siao liao... I think I going gay liao....
All these while, these 2 si nong kiahs sitting opposite me were grinning like 2 silly monkeys all throughout the lunch.
"Nairmind..." I thought to myself. "I am sooooo going to send the two of you to Tikrit."
Very nb de brave sia Papa J!!!!
When in China, I typically don't want to ask what I'm eating. If it's in
the plate and the locals eat it, I assume it's edible. With this
philosophy, I probably would have eaten half the animal species in
Singapore zoo. No wonder my IQ keeps dropping.
wahhahaa. so i guess ull definitely swallow and not spit. heh.
Jaslyn: *sniff* Mouth no more virgin liao. *sniff*
When the Khmer Rouge were gone and he returned to civilisation, he kept
reminiscing about how yummy the spiders were and hence decided to start a
business selling them as food.
Nadnut: Yeah... I think everybody should swallow and not spit...
swallow and not spit!!! muahahaha....Jay! U and nad both made my day siah!
fantastic start to Drudgery Wednesday, must stifle the sniggering in the
office...wah lau...
Akk: I think I got the "longer" end of the straw. I kena the donkey.
Oh the trauma!
I once ate snake meat and it was quite deli, tastes like chicken. this is
the first time I heard someone ate donkey meat. so how does it taste like?
milktea: Over here "秋风吹，三蛇肥". Next month, when the weather cools, it
will be season to eat snake. Deep fried are the nicest.
OMG!!!! or should i say Wah Lan Eh haha....i would never have swollowed
that! i refuse to even eat the "ha ma la si"
faythxz: Wah lan eh is right! I couldn't have put it any better.
Perhaps maybe simi lan jiao?
aiyo, 'yi xing bu xing'
are you currently in north eastern china (dong-bei)?
Chen Deneng: Bor leh...morning wake up still like that leh... I
think if I wake up see donkey, I die heart attack siah. ~LOL
Chen Deneng: ShiJiaZhuang to be exact. But come back liao.
ya, then u can go us of a to join lockson liao!
Chen Deneng: Hahahaha..... I KNEW that was going to come up sooner
or later. ~LOL
i am too predictable for you liao!
ewww. disgusting can?
Chen Deneng: It has to come out eventually (no pun intended). Glad
you had the honour to let it out.
Seriously? Wow, must try ... yeah rightttt! Next time, they will treat you
to a owl steamboat, yeah, an owl, the one that hoots at night.
Lynne: Er.... tastes like chicken? I think I can stomach that as
long as the bird don't stare back at me.
hitomi: In all fairness hor, not bad lah... just need to overcome
the psychological factor lor.
it the lai ha ma (toad) sold in packs like ready snacks with the full toad
shape and even the toes!!! i can handle frog legs cos u can't see the toes
and the body just the leg but this is a full toad YUCKS
faythxz: Toad not poisonous meh? I do know that some of the native
Indians of America used to lick the skins of a particular species of toad
to get high. Some sort of narcotics for them.